I am Corby's wife

[Corby's elusive wife]

This is on my page, but I'm putting it here, too:

So this is the day that everybody has been waiting for, Corby's wife finally emerges. I will, however, not emerge for long as I plan on only making a few comments and that's probably it. I have been thinking about the phone call that I got six months ago, and asking myself why Corby has been so non-chalant when I asked him why I couldn't listen to episode 106 regarding this issue. It's been bugging me because I told him I wanted to listen to it, I told him I couldn't get the MP3 from the website to download (like it had been removed by somebody). I had asked him why it wasn't working and he sort of blew it off like it was no big deal. So with my curiosity piqued, I decided to search our computer at home for episode 106 which after a long time I finally figured out how to do. I found the episode on our computer and listened to the entire thing. So for all you wondering out there, yes I know he's doing this show, yes I've known for awhile. But it bothers me that he hid this from me for so long, when he should have been out in the open with it. Obviously, he knew that I would be uncomfortable with this situation because why else would he have hidden it from me. So yes, I am a bit upset about it, but that is between him and I. With that said, these are my thoughts on the situation. I am not a big internet person, or a computer person. I DO NOT like the fact that my personal life is on the internet for how many of hundreds of people to see. I do not like that people have called my house, taken photos of my house, called my cellphone. I don't like the idea of anybody knowing that I have children, how many, their gender... You know I'm sure you are all very nice people, but it only takes one whacked out crazy bastard to ruin it, you know what I mean. It bothers me that anybody can take information from this site, look up my CELLPHONE number, and call me, which means they can find exactly where I live. Since Corby has shared my work schedule, everybody now knows when I am home and when I am not. Call me crazy, but my personal privacy is a huge deal to me and this is why I'm a bit upset with all that has happened. It bothers me that when I'm not home Corby has been on this computer, with my kids here, because he is supposed to be watching them. Now I know you can't watch them every second, but seriously, it bothers me that my kids can be just vegging out watching TV while he's doing this show, when he should be spending time with them and doing daddy stuff. This show has (and yes, I've checked the dates and times of shows) taken a front seat to my baby girl who is watching TV and probably has been for long periods of time, because daddy's on the internet. Now I'm not saying I'm the perfect parent, but, it seem ridiculous to me that this show is so important to him. My kids come first, my family comes first, and everything else in my life comes second no matter what. And you know ever since this stupid phone call, I've been over paranoid about making sure the grage door is closed and the doors are locked before I go to bed. It freaks me out that much that somebody knows my name, can find out where I live, knows about my personal life, you cannot be too careful in today's world. So by him doing this show, with our information on it, and enough so that somebody found out how to contact him by phone and also me by phone, it has instilled a fear in me that I don't think is fair that I have to deal with.

Lastly, it bothers me that this is all on the internet because of this: my boss at my current job told me that when they hire people, they google search their names to see what comes up. If he goes to a different company, and they google his name, and all of this comes up...i know nothing on here is extremely bad but there is profanity and a certain oddness to it, so this could hurt him in the job market potentially. Which directly affects me because it concerns our financial wellbeing.


So there it is, take it or leave it.

And to the person that called me, I actually am glad she did. I'm not angry with her. If she wouldn't have called me I probably would have never known about all of this. I was 9 months pregnant at the time, like Corby said, and probably really emotional and who wouldn't have thought the worst if you received a phone call like that? You would have too. Here I am, 9 months pregnant, get this weird phone call, and I'm thinking...OH, great, I have two kids and now he's up to something?? Great. It just bothers me that she had enough information about me to look my phone number up.

Now you have it, Corb don't mean to rag on you but it's been bothering me and you don't ever seem to want to talk about it with me, and when you do, you blow it off like it's not a big deal when obviously it is to me.

[Corby's elusive wife]

Mikey you can come over and drink all of my beer and corrupt my kids and pass out on my couch whenever you want....oh wait, you've already done all that :) At least you haven't passed out and slept on my back porch for a long time. You're doing better, much better :)

[PNR Mikey]

And they say that rehab doesn't work.... see.... Mrs. Pickle thinks I'm doing better!!! Well I'm off to drink beer, and pillage the village, and plunder the booty.

[Brad Carter]

Wow, it's Mrs. Pickle! You shouldn't be too upset about him shirking his fatherly duties in lieu of doing a podcast. I mean, the show was a mere hour per week and your daughter was a constant presence in the background of the program. It's not like he was putting one out every single day. And I think he recorded some of the segments over his lunch break from work. So there was minimal father-daughter bonding time lost there.